Staff Cecil Lee Posted November 9, 2008 Staff Share Posted November 9, 2008 THE DEVELOPMENT BANK OF SINGAPORE *JOKE* A local bank has decided to retrench 900 staff before Christmas, this year. The CEO, asked one of his Senior Managers (SM), if you were to decide who to go, I like to know how you select those to be retrenched. The Smart Senior Manager (SM), first asked a question of his CEO: "Sir, may I know what Chinese zodiac sign are you?" CEO.... wondering why his SM asked this question. But, being curious, the CEO said: "Oh, I am a horse!". SM: "Thanks! I know who we should "get rid off" (retrenched)!" CEO: "Wow, I think I found the right person! You have a strong conviction. Curious, what is your choice and why?" SM: "1. Both of us are a horse". "2. According to the Chinese zodiac, Horse's worst enemy is the RAT". SM: "By getting rid of the rat, you are doing a good service to all of us - horses!" CEO: " I am impressed!" "But, I cannot implement your suggestion!" SM: "WHY?" CEO: "The Chairman is a RAT!" SM: "Oops!" -------------------------------------------------- Later that day, the Chairman sent a pink slip to all those born in the year of the HORSE! Get it?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staff Cecil Lee Posted November 9, 2008 Staff Share Posted November 9, 2008 DBS, There is a reason why, your seat has it's back against a door! We want to see you .... go out, faster! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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